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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re a Parent When&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You absolutely know you&#8217;re a parent when seeing strange things around the house doesn&#8217;t phase you one bit. Define &#8216;strange&#8217;. A snorkel on the floor of the shower A bag of stuff, hanging from the staircase railing by handcuffs Scrawling marker on the KitchenAid mixer Legos in the bathroom A plastic sword sticking out from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You absolutely know you&#8217;re a parent when seeing strange things around the house doesn&#8217;t phase you one bit.</p>
<p>Define &#8216;strange&#8217;.</p>
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<li>A snorkel on the floor of the shower</li>
<li>A bag of stuff, hanging from the staircase railing by handcuffs</li>
<li>Scrawling marker on the KitchenAid mixer</li>
<li>Legos in the bathroom</li>
<li>A plastic sword sticking out from between the couch cushions</li>
<li>Booby-traps</li>
<li>A glass jar without a lid, stuck on a door handle, with a plastic ball inside of it</li>
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<p>These are all things I&#8217;ve found around my house, and dismissed without a second thought. (Unless my lovely wife is the culprit&#8230;?)</p>
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