You absolutely know you’re a parent when seeing strange things around the house doesn’t phase you one bit.

Define ‘strange’.

  • A snorkel on the floor of the shower
  • A bag of stuff, hanging from the staircase railing by handcuffs
  • Scrawling marker on the KitchenAid mixer
  • Legos in the bathroom
  • A plastic sword sticking out from between the couch cushions
  • Booby-traps
  • A glass jar without a lid, stuck on a door handle, with a plastic ball inside of it

These are all things I’ve found around my house, and dismissed without a second thought. (Unless my lovely wife is the culprit…?)

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